Goose bites Women!!

Emerald Bay, Ca - Violence continues at Lake Tahoe with the apparently unprovoked attack of a North Carolinian, Ms. Pat Wright,  by a resident Canadian goose.  According to Captain Wonderful, the skipper of the charter craft  involved in the event, the third degree blood blister was the result of the passenger's flagrant disregard of the rules of the sea.
                                "Keep your fingers inside the boat."
Local authorities continue the search for the felonious goose, Vinnie Gander.  The goose reportedly is a recent resident of Emerald Bay, having just flown in from Central Park, NYC where such action is condoned.

The event spoiled the otherwise delightful day aboard  the charter craft, the property of DotCom Tahoe Adventures.